Fourt'nth Ave.

I'm Briaresque! Interested in today's agenda. I own not one of these photos, if you want one taken down, tell me. There's a six month waiting period. I'm fabulously gay, growing more so daily . Twenty one years old and ticking.

wacist:

justice.
gangtheway:


tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

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mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

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Every cheerleading movie ever:

THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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